May 2013
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May 21st
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On Dress Codes (Since My Dash is Clogged)
I’M IN PUBLIC COLLEGE. MY DRESS CODE IS LITERALLY JUST DONT-BREAK-ANY-PUBLIC-NUDITY-LAWS HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK HIGH SCHOOL YEEEAAAHHH TLDR: It gets better.
May 10th
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Apr 16th
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SPACE LESBIAN ADVENTURERS WITH LASERS
So yeah. I’m making a webcomic called Sapphic Space. You can check it out at http://sapphicspace.smackjeeves.com/ and see behind-the-scenes crap doodles at http://sapphicspace.tumblr.com/
Apr 11th
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Apr 5th
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March 2013
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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February 2013
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Securing the Edge
She doesn’t mind jumping off cliffs attached to cables. But when she’s the one supporting the object She distrusts that her body could be capable. The god of thunder whispered gently to her Standing above spotting anything that may fall But she froze and she tried to escape Seeking security in the shower. Sighing, the golden haired god knew The strength of mortal bodies For he...
Feb 17th
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December 2012
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 3rd
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November 2012
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Nov 22nd
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"I like clingy people." NO NOO NO I WILL DEVOUR...
So I saw this thing titled “I like clingy people.” I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later. HEY LISTEN TUMBLR...
Nov 22nd
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Lacking Thunder's Flame
Light a candle on my body Embrace the heat in the night Before I flicker away You can find me on the balcony Singing to the sky As I try to remain You poured your words I tried to drink from the glass But it slipped through my wax-starved grasp And shattered  Light a candle on my body Let the wax drip Sear your love into me Or else I might forget Permanence is an illusion I have met my inner...
Nov 20th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
October 2012
4 posts
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Oct 29th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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September 2012
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Sep 20th
August 2012
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Love Is the Glow of A Dual Screen
[[MORE]] I’m now in an open relationship with my 3DS on facebook. I’ve been single for so long- why the hell not do this for shits and giggles. You know you’ve stopped expecting to enter real relationships when.. xD
Aug 18th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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July 2012
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Drunk Memos A Mis Amigos
So in Costa Rica, I can’t text mis amigos in los Estados Unidos. Alcohol makes me want to talk to people, so I’ve settled for typing memos of things I WANT to say to my friends back home. Here’s a list of what they look like in the morning: Aimed at Adam: Drunktme7sage7 fos  adam. Mi amigdd i am no fa2fbo6l por bai5b4 Aimed at Jacque: Roo mater doq j2pte. Myroo. Inhrsmy6v. No...
Jul 13th
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Social Issues and Adipose Tissue
Uh. I’m bi. My solution is to objectify ALL genders. Equally, though. Let’s get some naked man-booty in my video games too. Make them dance for me and have gold coins fall out of their shiny bootyshorts when they bend over to loot zombie remains. If you cannot hear the sound of a thousand fangirls typing in the distance, you haven’t closed the gender gap yet.
Jul 7th
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June 2012
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 6th
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May 2012
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The Fi Challenge
During the next time you are with a sexual partner, pause for a moment and show no emotion. Look them in the eyes and state: “There is an 85% chance that you are sexually aroused.”
May 21st
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May 17th
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“I think that ‘bacterial vaginosis’ is a misnomer. When I hear that, I just...”
– Lecturer talks about his confusion surrounding the medical condition bacterial vaginosis and how he feels it is incorrectly named to describe the condition. (via medicalstate)
May 11th
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April 2012
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Meanwhile, Noises Come From My Shower
On the bed I lounge, laptop at hand Glancing at the dildo with blue swirls on my nightstand Chemistry lab write-up needs to be written It’s been far too long since I’ve been bitten There is a large bruise on my arm; not sure how it got there I’ll finally change my bedsheets tomorrow, I swear Phone battery is slowly dying (Aah!) Do you think *censored sex act* is worth trying?...
Apr 20th
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March 2012
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Journey to Becoming a Medical Pokemon Master
I am training to become a metaphorical pokemon master. Medical school is the elite four. It will be long, intense, and there will not be a pokemon center to save me when I lose stamina. But first, I must catch pokemon, earn badges, and train. I have one badge for getting into college on academic scholarship and making a 4.0 the first semester. But then I got cocky and grossly underestimated the...
Mar 21st
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